Chap lips and first days of school

Okay for all you simple parents out there. For your 411 the stress of the first day of school consists of a lot more then just "making new friends." Thats the least of the worries. Actually it all begins with hair, should i starighten my hair? curls? braids, would that be too much? DO i have split ends, does my hair look wierd like this, how bout like this...MOOOOM!!! soo....i guess you get the point. Then its what to wear. SHould i wear my new clothes, or save that for later. What will people think if i wear this...no one else is wearing this. What if someone else is wearing my shirt UGH what if no one notices that my belt matches my shoes!!! What if HE doesnt notice. Should i match my eye shadow to my shirt...will my glasses cover up my make-up? But all this is actually the least of my worries. Because actually...a little secret...i have chapped lips. YAS CHAPPED LIPS. I have to constantly reapply and god help me if my hair sticks to my gloss. SO u wanna no what my first day consisted of....reapplying over and over and over again. But its not that easy. You have to do it in a way so that everyone doesnt look over with that "look at that concieted girl" look on their faces. So it goes sorda like this. Look to the left, now right, look at the teacher...is she looking, check your hair, unzip your purse QUICK look around...did anyone see that...dig for the gloss...GOT IT...no not that one...wheres the carmex? feel around...did my cell fone just vibrate look around...did anyone hear that?...AHHH found it, uncap it, look around, apply....look around, put it back...zipp the purse...look around SUCCESSS!!! repeat in 5 minutes...so you see...chapped lips+first days of school=STRESS